The Leper's Colony Has Drifted Away
by The Golf Sunshine Company
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Tips (Pieces Of Advice)
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So Cliché
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Psych Latté
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Carry On (New Childhood)
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Trips (Frequent)
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Donations are greatly appreciated. Every dollar helps. Don't feel obligated, though. Thanx. Physical release (CD/vinyl/whatever) may be in the fourth quarter of '11.
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released 09 June 2011
Composed, produced, engineered, arranged, recorded, post-produced, mixed, and performed by The Golf Sunshine Company. All artwork by The Golf Sunshine Company.
Composed, produced, engineered, arranged, recorded, post-produced, mixed, and performed by The Golf Sunshine Company. All artwork by The Golf Sunshine Company.
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- Track Name: Tips (Pieces Of Advice)
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Here’s something you should know, take it from me
Don’t build or grow your family tree like a pyramid scheme
Another nice tip to remember, one we all should try
When you’re paintin’ someone’s face, don’t forget to dot the eyes, oh
If you happen to come across someone yelling, “white power”
Before reacting, you should verify that he didn’t yell, “white powder”
One more before we go, something you should do
One more before we go, something you should do
If you’re half stupid, you should change your name to Stu
If you’re half stupid, you should change your name to Stu
I repeated it, ‘cause I wasn’t sure if the exchange students got it
No, no, no
Yeah, here’s another tip
Don’t commit murder, beware
You could get the electric-or if you’re Amish-acoustic chair
For Halloween, you should act more disoriented than a Korean rap battle
Or, if you so choose, more confused than a prisoner with a bomb-whatever you can handle
If you can help it, waste not your time writing obituaries for your friends, and submitting them to the local gazette
It’ll be worth it in the end
One more for the road, a friendly piece of advice
Remember daily to get eight to ten servings of pesticides
One more for the road, a friendly piece of advice
Remember daily to get eight to ten servings of pesticides
Homelessness is on the rise
Here’s a grain of wisdom
Stay and buy rock, paper, scissors strategy guide books with me
Stay, ‘cause homelessness with me is so lonely without you
Here’s another tip; learn a lesson from the following story
He put her foot in his mouth
She like, “what are you doing?”
“You said I put my foot in my mouth, so I wanted yours in there, so we could play footsies”
Take time-traveling one day at a time, and rent an apartment half a century ago
Set up a time traveler’s community, and help the noobies navigate the area and era
Thank you
Thank you
Or chew gum with armpits when sweaty
Or chew gum with armpits when sweaty
Don’t build or grow your family tree like a pyramid scheme
Okay, so he put her foot in his mouth, right, because she said he put his foot in his mouth, so he wanted hers in there, so they could play footsies.
Okay, and then, you want also, when I-, when I’m traveling, you want me to set up an apartment half a century ago, and help the noobies navigate the area and era, right?
Okay, thanks.
Got some news if there’s something true
You’ve got some news if there’s something true
Got some news if there’s something true
Got some news
Got some news if there’s something true - Track Name: So Cliché
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The third wheel the third time’s the charm
Do the math, that’s the whole nine yards
Also, uh, you should probably make a note of this
Two chickens with their heads cut off are better than one
This one’s for-you know who you are
His bark was bigger than the bullet he bit the dust with
Don’t have a cow up to here, I’ve had a cow up to here
Cut the bull
You’re full of hot air, sky’s the limit
Don’t cross the line
I have a bone to pick with the skeletons in your closet
Now turn your back on me so I can stab you in the back
An eye for an eye is a sight for sore eyes
An eye for an eye ‘til I rob you blind
Oh, you will not get away with it.
Double crossing me runs in the family.
You’re not out of my neck of the woods
Don’t poke the bear
Bark up the wrong tree
By the way, if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around to hear it, does it really make a sound if you’re barking up the wrong tree?
Ah, anyway, that’s water under the bridge, uh
Life’s a bowl of cherries
It’s the pits with the cherry on top
Don’t cry over spilt milk, the glass is half full
We’re on the same page if I was you
The cash cow makes ends meet
Money hungry
Can’t seem to make heads or tails of when I go belly up
A barrel of laughs on a roll
Son of a-
Chill out, there’s no place like home
Bite the dust, but don’t do drugs
That would be curtains
You did that on purpose with no shoes, no shirt, no service
Hit or miss the mark my words will never hurt me
Make a wish upon
A. My lucky stars
B. You are what you eat, you little turkey
Close, but no cigar to the sky is falling
By the way, don’t chicken out if I take you under my wing
Wing
Wing
Double crossing me runs in the family, whatever
But, anyway, Mom, he said, “if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around to hear it, does it really make a sound if you’re barking up the wrong tree?”
Uh, excuse me, Mom
And that’s because I said something about his bark was bigger than the bullet he bit the dust with
So, anyway, Mom, I responded with, “Hit or miss the mark my words will never hurt me
Make a wish upon
A. My lucky stars
B. You are what you eat, you little turkey
Close, but no cigar to the sky is falling
By the way, don’t chicken out if I take you under my wing”
What do you think of that, Mom?
